I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings.
(via just-a-lost-soul-in-wonderland)
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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.

Why did I song that first bit if text as a spice girls song?

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Can anyone else believe that I’ve been with Brandon for 3 years on Monday?

Like some of you have known me that long and that’s just crazy.
I’ve known Louise for 2(?) years longer than I’ve been with Brandon. Louise, I know you’re never on here but seriously? Isn’t that crazy?

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lonelywhiteasian:

and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

Or a mermaid.
I wish I was a bloody mermaid.

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stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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idoitforyoulove:

castielcampbell:

r3adytogivetheprofile:

i will reblog this every time

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

I just started crying.

<3 I’d do this for Paige in a heart beat. Hope I never have to.

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It’s a Wednesday fucking night and you’re playing music outside and talking really loud with your mates? Nice to see you show some consideration for your neighbours, especially considering you class us as family. 😠

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lil-c0met:

deddene:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

+ lucy short for lucifer

I want to hear 1000 of these names!

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Back to work tomorrow.
Finally managed to go more than 12 hours without getting a temperature and the dehydrated feeling is getting less and less intense. Here’s hoping I feel at least 3 quarters normal at work tomorrow. Oh and that my ear unblocks itself.

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kamilia-and-cie:

Skyler Melody Wexler (Kira) on the set of Orphan Black

This show is just far too amazing.

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penicillium-pusher:

getting dressed in the morning like

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After watching orphan black for so long

Everybody stops looking a like. Alison and Sarah and Helena all look very very different from one another.

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roughhewnends:

doctor who + text posts (1/2)

THAT TOP ONE THOUGH!

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be-brave-little-angel:

Some of the Tony Stark, texts post I have collected. 

be-brave-little-angel:

Some of the Tony Stark, texts post I have collected. 

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